Colonic Cleaning for US Society

I would like to write about the colonic cleansing diet in a comic vein. It is true that a Colonic Cleansing Diet is used to eliminate toxins and improve health. I would like to start out by saying that the state of America is that it is full of toxins and in bad health.

We have toxins such as the Republicans, Democrats, Wall Street, United Nations, International Monetary Fund, and the World Bank who are actually true toxins to the point that our economy and country is bloated.

Let us add the fact that most of our stars such as Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Lindsey Lohan are toxins that have affected the brains of America. Who cannot forget the programmes like "American Idol", "Wife Swapping", and mots of the Reality TV Shows that actually poison our country's mind, soul, and physical health?

The same can be applied to the US Mainstream Media that gives the news to misinform the people and leave debate of alternative parties out of their programmes?

I have a cure for the malaise that affects us and it is my version of the Colon Cleansing Diet. I would like the above people and institutions to start their breakfast with Prune Juice mixed with Colon Cleanser Odorless Tasteless Powder. For In Between Meals, they can have their water with Colon Cleanser. For Lunch, I recommend another glass of Prune Juice with Papaya Milk Shake with both drinks receiving another dose of Colon Cleanser Powder.

After the In Between Meal Snacks, I also propose for supper some Pork and Beans and a Prune Pudding laced with Colon Cleanser.

After a while, the United States of America can clean itself of toxins and improve its health. At least, we would improve our sanity by seeing the above people in acts of flatulence and defecation.