ALL I WANT TO DO IS CUT SOME CHEESE

SHERYL CROW GRABO LA CANCION: "ALL I WANT TO DO".
HE AQUI ES MI VERSION: "ALL I WANT TO DO IS CUT SOME CHEESE"

Hit it!
This aint no toilet
It aint no bat either
This is la!

All I wanna do is cut some cheese before I die,
Says the bitch next to me out of nowhere
Its apropos
Of nothing
She says her names jessica, or paris but Im sure,
She britney or cristina or barbara or condi
And shes plain bitchy to me
And I wonder if shes ever had a day of farts in her whole
Life
We are drinking beer at noon on thursday
In a bar that faces a giant butt wash
The good people of the world are washing their butts
On their lunch break, hosing and scrubbing
As best they can in skirts in suits

They drive their shiny big and small butts
Back to company and cutting cheese
Well, theyre nothing like jessica and me, cause

[chorus]
All I wanna do is cut some cheese
I got a feeling Im not the only one
All I wanna do is cut some cheese
I got a feeling Im not the only one
All I wanna do is cut some cheese
Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

I like a good beer to help me fart in the morning
And jessica likes to eat the labels
From her bottles of bud
She shreds them on the bar
Then she lights every match in an oversized pack
next to her ass by Letting each one burn down
Before blowing and cursing them out
And shes watching the bottles of bud as they spin on
The floor

And a happy couple enters the bar
Dangerously close to one another
The bartender looks up from his want ads

All I wanna do is cut some cheese
I got a feeling Im not the only one
All I wanna do is cut some cheese
I got a feeling Im not the only one
All I wanna do is cut some cheese
Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard

Otherwise the bar is ours,
The day and the night and the butt wash too
The matches and the farts with the clean and dirty
butts
The sun and the moon but

Chorus
All I wanna do is cut some cheese
I got a feeling Im not the only one
All I wanna do is cut some cheese
I got a feeling Im not the only one
All I wanna do is cut some cheese
Until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard